Married Life: not car related

Kinja'd!!! "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
02/07/2015 at 11:05 • Filed to: None

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Last night my wife and I had this conversation:

She: The toaster isn't working as it should.

Me: Babe, we own a five dollar toaster.

She: Oh. The toaster is just fine.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
02/07/2015 at 11:29

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It's all about perspective.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
02/07/2015 at 11:38

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Smart woman. The $8 toaster I bought from Walmart is by far the best $8 toaster I ever bought.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
02/07/2015 at 11:42

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We bought a coffee maker from King Soopers (aka Kroger) for less than $3 once. It wasn't a no-name either, it was a Mr. Coffee.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
02/07/2015 at 11:44

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This is how economists see the world.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
02/07/2015 at 12:33

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That's how I felt about my phone 2 phones ago. I got it through amazon for a penny. It wasn't the best but it was the best penny phone I've ever used.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Birddog
02/07/2015 at 12:40

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Or, as Sheryl Crow sang, "It's not having what you want, it's wanting what you've got."


Kinja'd!!! Jimmy Tango > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
02/07/2015 at 13:41

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you should follow up with: you know what else is 5 dollar? The foot long....

Okay that came out wrong.


Kinja'd!!! John Norris (AngryDrifter) > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
02/07/2015 at 14:03

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It could have gone much worse. Either of these could have happened in my house:

She: The toaster isn't working as it should.
Me: Babe, we own a five dollar toaster.
She: You're just using that as an excuse not to fix it .

or

She: The toaster isn't working as it should.
Me: Okay, there I fixed i t.
She: I wanted you to fix it. I didn't ask for an extra switch, an electric thermometer and a bunch of loose wires on the kitchen counter. Is that thing safe ?


Kinja'd!!! PyramidHat > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
02/09/2015 at 22:35

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Good answer.

But now I'm curious: What was the toaster not doing that she was expecting it to do? Was it just getting the bread warm, but not actually crispy?